8 Secret Things Most Girls Do In The Bathroom But Don’t Talk About

February 02, 2018 lil teryan 0 Comments

It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

1. Swirling your hairs around on the shower tiles to make lovely/gross patterns.

Occasionally you might forget to get rid of them afterwards, so the next person to use the shower has some artwork to admire.

2. Dripping period blood on the floor after a bath or shower.

The rush to put on a pair of knickers after getting out of the bath is practically an extreme sport.

3. Reading the ingredients on the toilet bleach if you forget your phone when you go for a poo.

Ethoxylated Alcohol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Hydroxide, Non-Ionic Surfactants, Benzisothiazolinone… We’re all going to die and take the planet with us.

4. Looking in a magnifying mirror and being horrified/fascinated by the size of your pores, bushiness of your eyebrows, and lil’ ‘tache hairs you didn’t know you had.

If you have some time, you might while away an hour or so plucking your newly discovered goatee.

5. Pulling insane gymnastic shapes in the shower while trying to shave your legs.

It always looks so much easier in the adverts.

6. Doing a naked, dripping-wet run out of the bath or shower when you realise you’ve left your razor on the side.

But then having to tentatively walk back after leaving puddles of water in your wake.

7. Farting in the bath.

For some reason it smells more pungent than any other fart. It’s kind of exciting how gross it is.

8. Getting shampoo in your eyes and thinking, “This is how I die”.

No matter how tightly you shut your eyes, a teeny-tiny sud of shampoo will make its way in there.

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